BEN!

i miss ben

Kullervo — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:08:56 +0000

Ben went to a meeting this afternoon and now he can not chat with me. HOLY SHIT I MISS BEN SO BAD. I fucking love Ben so much it causes me actual, physical pain to be apart from him.

holy shit, i think ben is the messiah!

Kullervo — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 17:35:57 +0000

HOLY SHIT! I think I know why I love Ben so much BESIDES THE FACT THAT HE IS INSANELY FUCKING AWESOME.

Are your eady for this? A: No, you are not. Sit down and hold on to your mother fucking hats and put on a helmet so your brain does not explode when I tell you this:

I AM CERTAIN THAT BEN IS THE MESSIAH COME TO SAVE US ALL.

Holy shit, can you believe it? I can’t, and I am the one that just said it. IT IS TOO FUCKING AWESOME FOR MY MIND TO CONTAIN.

Leave a comment about how you feel knowing that BEN IS THE FUCKING MESSIAH.

Q: would i still love ben if he was “steampunk?”

Kullervo — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:13:53 +0000

A: YES.

One time Ben specifically asked me, if he ever shows up looking like the following picture, to kill him on the spot:

I SHIT YOU NOT. Ben thinks steampunk is so stupid that he asked me to mercy-kill him if he ever dreses like G. D. Falksen. I HOPE THIS NEVER HAPPENS BECAUSE I WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL OF MY LOVE FOR BEN.

HOLY SHIT I WOULD STILL LOVE BEN SO FUCKING MUCH EVEN IF HE DRESSED LIKE AN IDIOT WITH A FAKE CLOCKWORK ARM.

i would love ben even if he was a hipster

Kullervo — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:06:41 +0000

I love Ben so fucking much, I would even love him if he was an ironic-moustache, skinny-jeans, fixie-riding Billburg hipster.

Ben does not look like this:

But if he did, I would still love him more than EIGHT FUCKING ATOMIC BOMBS. And I hate hipsters more than almost anytyhing. THAT’S HOW FUCKING MUCH I LOVE BEN. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE BEN?

i would buy ben a battlemech if they existed

Kullervo — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:38:10 +0000

I love Ben so much that I would buy him a FUCKING BATTLEMECH if they existed. not a miniature or a shitty cardboard stand-up, but a REAL LIVE ROBOT FUCKING BATTLEMECH so Ben could stomp all over the world and destroy every army.

I WOULD BUY BEN A PHOENIX HAWK. It would be just like this except not a fucking drawing but a GIANT FUCKING ROBOT FOR HIM TO PILOT. HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

What would you buy Ben?

guess who loves ben?

Kullervo — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 20:16:14 +0000

You know who loves Ben? I will show you:

That’s right. The WHOLE FUCKING WORLD LOVES BEN. That’s just, absolutely everyone. Everyone. You, me, everyone. That guy in the next cubicle? Him, too. Britney Spears loves Ben. Terrorists love Ben. The Pope loves Ben. People who have never heard of Ben love Ben.

Ben is not a terrorist. Terorists just love Ben because everyone loves Ben.

One atomic bomb is not enough to show how much i love ben

Kullervo — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 20:07:16 +0000

If I exploded from how much I love Ben, it would be way the fuck more than one lousy fucking atomic bomb. It would be like, eight atomic bombs. How the fuck do I keep all of that in? I have no god damn idea! holy shit! I FUCKING LOVE BEN.

LOOK AT HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE BEN:

I swear I love Ben so much I am going to explode

Kullervo — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 20:00:10 +0000

AND IT WILL LOOK JUST LIKE THIS

Hello world! I fucking love Ben!

Kullervo — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:47:40 +0000

Holy shit, do you love Ben? Because I sure fucking love Ben. Leave a comment to say how much you fucking love Ben.